Become an unpaid intern at Mr. Nannini’s Cat Emporium & Mystery Sandwiches. Here, you help Mr. Nannini as he heroically serves stray cats, rescuing them with the deepest tenderness, so that the outside world will never be able to hurt them again, and there, at the Emporium, those delicious fuzzy friends will find their forever home. Your job is to collect the stray cats, put them in the food-safe and well-sanitized drop box, totally tell the truth to the police, and make sure the customers are well-fed with delicious mystery sandwiches!
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UPDATE Version 3: September 12, 2026
Update Notes:
– Added four new NES-style background music tracks that rotate between shifts:
– “C’è la Luna Mezzo Mare”
– “The Godfather Love Theme”
– “Tarantella Napoletana”
– “‘O Sole Mio”
– Added rare police inspections during shifts.
– Police officers now enter with flashing red-and-blue lights and a retro siren.
– Added numerous police questions and question-specific response options.
– Defend Mr. Nannini or explain the “cat rescue program” to satisfy the officers.
– Telling the police the truth results in immediate termination.
– The shift pauses during police inspections, and the background music resumes after the officers leave.
UPDATE Version 2: September 7, 2026
Update Notes:
– Added local and shared online high-score boards, accessible from the opening screen.
– Shortened the first shift from 82 seconds to 60 seconds.
– Added progressively shorter time limits, higher meal requirements, and faster customer hunger during later shifts.
– Replaced the original music with new 8-bit arrangements based on four supplied MIDI tracks.
– Music now changes between shifts.
– Expanded the customer-interaction system to include 24 different suspicious questions and complaints.
– Added 144 question-specific responses so answers properly match what each customer asks.
– Randomized response positions and reduced immediately repeated questions.
– Improved fullscreen scaling to preserve the game’s handheld proportions and fit the player’s screen properly.