Springfire: The Game

Loosely based on the award-winning stage play, Arby's: The Musical, this is Springfire: The Game! Play as Springfire Magazine Chief Editor, Mr. Nannini, as you defeat clankers, avoid toxic cafeteria food, fight evil teachers, and try to save student work through the inspiring power of violence. Game reviewers love it! 

Review 1: By GlitchyGamerGus
Rating: 0/10
The physics are so floaty I felt like I was controlling a helium balloon in a hurricane. That robot screaming "the sauce!" every time it dies isn't funny. It’s a violation of my eardrums. Save your bandwidth. This is just a buggy, flickering mess.

Review 2: By ProfessorPixelHater
Rating: 0/10
If you ever wanted to play as a failed English III teacher wandering around a "Cat Emporium" looking for "Mystery Sandwiches", this is for you. Mr. Nannini is the most boring, unmotivated protagonist I've ever had the displeasure of moving with a joystick. Please, stick to the syllabus, pal, and leave game design to someone who actually understands fun.

Review 3: By BroadwayBoycott
Rating: 0/5
I survived the original Arby’s the Musical, and this game is the unwanted, glitchy sequel that absolutely nobody asked for. It captures the exact same desperate, corporate-grease energy as the stage show, but somehow makes it less entertaining because I have to physically control the disaster. If the musical was a train wreck, this game is the pile of debris left on the tracks.