The world loves SHLUMBIS.
A beautiful undead creature
—Not a creature— (my apologies Shlumbis)
Shlumbis is not a creature

Shlumbis is beauty.

Beauty is a crime but it’s not a crime to SHLUMBIS.
Crime brings punishment but Shlumbis is the punisher
             ^(Dostoyesvky) 
Punish all SHLUMBIS.
I hear them

My lord.

His style is an inspiration to Anna Wintour.
    ^(Vogue)
Hat unmactached
Style supreme.
Oh SHLUMBIS.

SHLUMBIS.
    The greatest ghost of life

I HEAR YOU LORD SHLUMBIS

Shlumbis is beauty.
WE LOVE SHUMBIS.

Shlumbis…………. 
http://shlumbis.com/

Your word will be heard
I will be heard.

Love SHLUMBIS.
He is not human
He is a ghost
>A cat?
>A ghost?
Shlumbis is not human.
We love SHLUMBIS.
—This is not a promotion— (Yes it is)